that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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