OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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