Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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