bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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