i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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