Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i was born a porn star she said
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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