Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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