I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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