How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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