Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Randomize