Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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