i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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