I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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