Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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