You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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