You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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