thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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