4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is not my ceiling
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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