All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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