no you cant smoke seaweed
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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