i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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