I never want to see another naked old woman again.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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