You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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