No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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