Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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