she woke up with a sticky ear
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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