is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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