Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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