Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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