I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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