Kiss
Puke
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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