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  • 52 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:57pm

    I'm busy, please come in rear...

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:20pm

    probably something like "Guys from Minnesota suck"

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:37am

    fuck penis; give me a huge bulldyke

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 10 at 8:17pm

    Tweet tweet, I'm a twat!!

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:02pm

    slippery when wet :p

  • 37 41
    Submitted by melissa387 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:28pm

    Bahahahahahaha favorite

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:44am

    Today i will fuck 20

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:05pm

    LMAO @ check for viruses

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:51pm

    More allowed in on a rotating basis.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:50pm

    Maximum capacity: 2 in front, 1 in rear.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:08am

    Mmppjhffgguhhmnffrrpphhuurggmm (sound of vagina trying to speak, only it's vagina keeps getting in the way)

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:56pm

    If it's busy enough to have twitter it should say wash me more!

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:15pm

    my other car is an asshole

  • 26 29
    Submitted by planks on Nov 7, 10 at 8:20am

    Got sooo hammered last night

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:29pm

    shouldn't my name be clitter?

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:53am

    HAHAHAHAH pretty sure it would say... Pound It, Fuck me, I want it now

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:20pm

    HA HA HA HA . Just brilliant.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:19pm

    Eat me! ((Entourage Quote))

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:15pm

    Change my name to twotter please

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:16pm

    must be this tall to ride

  • 17 19
    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 13, 11 at 11:47pm

    "Get this slut away from me!"

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:45pm

    lulz... vagina monologues, the sequel.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:34pm

    Lick first to moisten

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:13pm

    @vagina Do you smell that?

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:11pm

    "Private Hire Available"

  • 23 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:13am

    (1000 Serviced) Closed for repairs.

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:16pm

    I have a Harry Twotter

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:10pm

    @TFLN OMG I'm the worst.

  • 22 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:58pm

    New business hours M-Sat 8:00 a.m. till 11:59 p.m. Closed on Sundays!

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:39pm

    liquor in the front, poker in the back

  • 19 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:02am

    Not this dick again...