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  Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.

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  (208): Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry. http://tfl.nu/nw7i
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  Submitted by MadAardvark on Jan 11, 13 at 3:24pm

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  Oh, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, eh Trebek?

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  Submitted by porksword on Jan 11, 13 at 4:22pm

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  "I'll take the penis mightier for $200 Alex."

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  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 11, 13 at 7:57pm

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  The douche, you shay. Yesh.

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 11, 13 at 10:43pm

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  Sean Connery will still find you and kick your ass. Be happy it wasn't Chuck Norris.

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  Submitted by SoTex on Jan 12, 13 at 11:09am

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  A duck walls into a bar. I don't remember the rest of the joke but it end with your mothers a whore!

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  Submitted by lurch66 on Jan 15, 13 at 3:29am

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  the rapist for 300

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  Submitted by finalflash08 on Jan 11, 13 at 3:10pm

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  Tell Scarlet I do give a damn!

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    Submitted by shesnuckinfuts on Jan 11, 13 at 3:33pm

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    I think you're thinking of Clark Gable.

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      Submitted by finalflash08 on Jan 11, 13 at 9:49pm

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      Lol! Thank you for the correction. I have no idea who tha fuck that is lmao.

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