it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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