u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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