You just made me feel so damn special
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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