Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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