By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
How does one acquire holy water?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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