i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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