so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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