And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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