there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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