Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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