It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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