YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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