oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think I am morally bankrupt
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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