I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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