He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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