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  • Hmm, similar situation happened to me. Went out for a hangover puke and it went *Burp* and *Fart* simultaneously, then puke. The neighbors at the other cottaeg were up having an early morning coffee and all reacted in discust: "awww!!!" I laughed then puked some more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:57pm
  • 11:06, my guess is the latter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:07am
  • Seen this and been there before..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:31pm
  • oh, this one hit way too close to home...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:18pm
  • i hate being drunk and stoned..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:38am
  • when im really high i get so scared to fart cause im afraid im going to shit myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:14pm
  • I believe youre reffering to a shart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:04am
  • lmao my friend did that once, but instead of just farting he shit his pants too! PRICELESS he never lived it down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Lmao. I could have received this text this morning too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:37pm
  • It's called a "screaming eagle" when you're using the toilet and barfing into a trashcan at the same time (bc your arms are bowed out like wings while holding the trashcan). It's the only time in life that you literally just feel absolutely hollow afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:42pm
  • omg i did that before! i had smoked weed n drank n wen i throwing up it was like at the same time farting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:04am
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