I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize